ATTN TEXAS OPPONAUTS!!

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 07/02/2014 at 19:13 • Filed to: Plates

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From July 7th at 7am until July 14th at 7am, the State of Texas is allowing us to order specialty plates with SEVEN characters (the max is normally six)!!! Figure out your non-douchebag plate and order away!!!

I've already picked mine out (no, it's not "YIPPEEE"). Very undouchey, but I like it. Normally I'm against specialty plates, but I'll make an exception here.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 07/02/2014 at 19:15

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So, they're just now catching up to Ohio?

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > PatBateman 07/02/2014 at 19:16

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G1GA BAT

TSLA FTW

CCDE NOW

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2014 at 19:17

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I have no defense for the six character limitation, so yes. They're catching up to Ohio. Now all we have to do is have the Head Coach at UT allow his players to get free tattoos and we'll be even.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 07/02/2014 at 19:19

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You say that like I'm an OSU fan...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 07/02/2014 at 19:20

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Is it GIBCLAY?

PatBateman > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 07/02/2014 at 19:20

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If only we could go to 8 characters...

It's a "Porch-uh" > PatBateman 07/02/2014 at 19:21

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But I was so happy with my six character plate.

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2014 at 19:22

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Aren't you all OSU fans? I mean, people ATTEND Miami OH, but I didn't think you actually rooted for them.

PatBateman > It's a "Porch-uh" 07/02/2014 at 19:23

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This is much more fun. And it's available!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 07/02/2014 at 19:23

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I really don't like Miami at all. Far too douchey.

It's a "Porch-uh" > It's a "Porch-uh" 07/02/2014 at 19:24

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Oh wait. You said "non-douchebag."

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2014 at 19:24

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Ohio is best at something!?

I thought the only reason we existed was to be the punchline for writers of TV series and webertubz commenters.

I guess everyone just conveniently forgets about the 8 presidents we gave to the country, or the Wright Brothers (though, to be fair Wilbur was born in Indiana), or NCR, or Delco, or Neil Armstrong, or Charles Kettering, or the NMUSAF, I could go on but it just gets embarrassing.

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2014 at 19:25

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Douchey? Huh. It's like the SMU of Ohio.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > PatBateman 07/02/2014 at 19:34

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JALOPNK, I suggest this, just jalopnik without an I, I unfortunately live in Idaho,

PatBateman > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 07/02/2014 at 19:34

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Your state is not known for it's BBQ. Your points are invalid.

PatBateman > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 07/02/2014 at 19:37

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It is indeed available, but I might embarrass myself by putting it on an 8 year old truck.

PS9 > PatBateman 07/02/2014 at 19:40

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ANASLEX

PatBateman > PS9 07/02/2014 at 19:42

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Good luck getting that by the censors.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > PatBateman 07/02/2014 at 19:43

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Au contraire mon Frairer!

http://oinkadoodlemoo.com/

(I will concede that despite it being very good BBQ, it is nowhere near Texas levels of good.) ((This does not invalidate my points))

PS9 > PatBateman 07/02/2014 at 19:44

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Why should it be censored? Ana has a right as an american to proclaim in plate form her love of all things lex related.

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2014 at 19:46

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Its PIERCE isnt it..

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > PatBateman 07/02/2014 at 19:52

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where's your miata?

PatBateman > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 07/02/2014 at 20:02

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Never.

XJDano > PatBateman 07/02/2014 at 20:07

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sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PatBateman 07/02/2014 at 20:07

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Most states already allows 7. Don't they?

Mine would be DWN HRNS.

Kat Callahan > PatBateman 07/02/2014 at 21:35

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Alas, I have no more Texas vehicles with which to replate.

PatBateman > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/02/2014 at 21:42

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AGSLOSE

PatBateman > Kat Callahan 07/02/2014 at 21:45

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Just replate the existing ones.

Suuuubaru > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 07/02/2014 at 23:59

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Here in Buffalo we feel your pain.

"No, it actually doesn't suck to live here, thank you very much. Now go enjoy your traffic jam and overpriced tiny apartment and no we do not like to associate with NYC"

-us collectively

Kat Callahan > PatBateman 07/03/2014 at 09:34

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No, I'm in Japan. I have a TX DL and a permanent address, but I own no Texas cars.

PatBateman > Kat Callahan 07/03/2014 at 10:07

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Aaaahhh... Yeah, that would make things difficult for you.

Diesel > PatBateman 07/03/2014 at 11:30

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Anustrt

Grindintosecond > PatBateman 07/25/2014 at 14:07

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